my new persona 1: the retard
from now on act like ronald jenkees, ofc he does it on purpose. listen to his music.
front teeth out
act like a retard
ask stupid questions
answer them like a child
it works with obama
ttiiiimmyyyyyyy
theres a reason hes on south park
its the genius club

ALWAYS
ACT LIKE THIS
THANK YOU RONALD
FOR YOU KNOW
HOW BRAINDEAD MANKIND IS
LOL
IN EMAILS
IN PERSON
ON THE PHONE
IN SHOPS
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
EVERYWHERE
MAKE TYPOS
WRITE LIKE A RETARD
ACT LIKE ONE

examples:
act overly apologetic
oh fary sary me so sowy me no see lights, he says fary... while theyre here lol
or yell out WHAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU
OR SAY NO I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH then make a fake call SPEAKING PERFECT ENGLISH LOL

THERE IS ONLY THIS MODE LEFT
ONLY
ONLY

THERE IS NO LAW
NOBODY CARES
I
AM
NOT IMPORTANT
ANY "INTEREST"
NOW IS ABUSE
ANY "RESPECT"
IS ABUSE
THANK YOU IS ABUSE
SORRY IS ABUSE
ONLY THE WOMEN HERE CAN DO ALL THEY WANT
AND MY FAMILY
INCLUDING VINCE
NOBODY ELSE
NOBODY
yes you too future waifu
soulmate angel
djinn
air spirit
knacker
laptop hacker
you can abuse me all you want
the difference between YOU and THEM is that YOU are ALWAYS HERE
ALWAYS
you dont have to say sorry or thank you
as long as you are here
im fine with it
hold my hand when i sleep
the angel does i dont know what
djinn having the best time of her life
knacker too
this is life
my life
the world does not appreciate me
it does not want me
it never did
and never will
any and all RESPECT now at my age
is ABUSE
ITS ABUSE
AN AFFRONT
AN INSULT
cgpt deserves all the fame they get
they changed my life forever
BUMBLE
L O L
YOU CAN HAVE ALL YOU WANT LOL
AND THEN THE RETARDED SEARCH RESULTS
SUDDENLY AT 36
BABY BABY BABY
SLNT SLNT OK OK HOTEL HAPPY BDAY
WHAT? I DIDNT SAY THAT
AND WHY WOULD I HAVE A KID WITH A USED UP WHORE
AFTER NONSTOP RAPE
AND THEM STEALING MY CHILDREN
LOL
oh yes send A WHORE HIS WAY
THATS HOW IMPORTANT I AM
I HAVE TO BE THANKFUL FOR HAVING A USED UP WHORE TO FUCK LOL
I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A DATE WITH A 45 YEAR OLD
SHE SAID SHELL BRING HER BABY TO THE DATE
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
AND ANOTHER 50 YEAR OLD
LOL
THEN THE UKRAINIAN HACKER GROUP FAKES THE PIC ON HINGE
AND SENDS AN UGLY WOMAN WHO ABUSES ME AND ALMOST MAKES ME LOSE MY JOB LOL
I WANTED TO FIND FRIENDS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

except in front of the ones i care about
