make some lembas bread for me
basically

have some senzu beans with me always
chug holy water nonstop
eat lembas for lunch
wear a vicuña cloak
mithril underneath
and that special maybe game of thrones material for swords? or lotr
just a little dagger
then some special shoes... not sure what yet
a sichel

basically
combine them all
and turn even this into absurdity
as in
walk around with my magical crew as if its normal
healing incurable diseases with the snip
of a finger
LOL
basically
they think its not real
but i just walk around
PROOF EVERYWHERE
LOL